FEED EM

FEED MY BABY TROLLS

edit: because they were underfed, my babies attacked one another over food. the number of babies has been reduced. "THE GREAT TROLL BATTLE OF 4/20/11" will never be forgotten, keep my babies in your hearts and remember to feed them

Monday, May 9, 2011

Vacation is over, Time to Blog!

My vacation is pretty much over, and it's time to blog! This week I continued reading, The Cay, young bahhs. If there is one character I have read about, all year, that I disliked the most, it was ANY of the characters from Martin the Warrior. There was nothing good about that book, all of the characters talked in a fashion which made it difficult to understand what they were saying, and they went on long, unnecessary quests. The book could have been reduced in page numbers significantly without hurting the detail of the book at all. If anybody out there is looking for an interesting, fun to read book, check out Martin the Warrior. Then I want you to burn Martin the Warrior and find an interesting, fun book to read, because that isn't one.

I have twenty-some books done, same number as last week. I think it's twenty four. I don't know, it is in my point of view, a lot of books to have read in less than nine months. I'm proud of myself. I have bunches left to fill out, but I am currently reading The Cay but hope to finish it very soon, any suggestions for poetry books? I only have one poetry book done and those go quickly.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I'm Young Kiebag

Hello readers! Kiebag has another post this week, but I miss my trolls. While you are reading this please, pause for a moment, and go feed my trolls so I don't lose anymore. I love my babies and they mean the world to me, I refuse to let any more of them die, but they're too much for me to feed myself. Please go feed them, I urge you.

Currently I am reading, The Cay but because I just started it earlier today, I am going to do my most recent book, The Lightning Thief.

First, I would like to say R.I.P. to young Percy. He died. It was sad. If The Lightning Thief was turned into a movie the characters I would go out of my way to select specific actors for would be Percy, Grover, Luke and Mrs. Dodds. All of these characters, even if they aren't the main characters, have big roles in the story at one pint of another. If I could select anybody to play Percy, I would select Seth Rogen. He may be slightly older than desired to play the role of a teenage boy, but he most closely resembles Percy. Seth Rogen is immature and in both Superbad and Pineapple Express Mr. Rogen is an overly violent, angry, and reckless person. These are all characteristics Percy displays. If I had to select an actor to play Grover, I would select Neil Patrick Harris. The age is, again, slightly off but I feel they would be a good match. Mr. Harris is like Grover in the sense that he is a ridiculous young man who lives by his own rules in The Harold and Kumar movies and frequently jeopardizes the safety of others, and when you read the book you will find Grover has done the same.If I had to pick somebody to play the role of Luke, I would pick Mr. Ed. Luke is a very good swordsman and Mr. Ed fences, so I imagine he's pretty good too. Mr. Ed goes harddddd. And last, if I had to pick somebody to play the role of Mrs. Dodds, I would select Hilary Clinton. When I picture Mrs. Dodds from the book, I imagine Hilary Clinton because they are described similarly.


I have twenty-three books done and I'm working on the twenty-fourth. I have a lot of books left. I'm suffering. Suffering hard.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Another Week, Another Troll Battle

Hello followers! This week I continued reading, The Lightning Thief and I feel like the book may be starting to get entertaining. Until now, it has been readable, but not exactly enjoyable. Just saying, readable is better than almost all the books I have read this year. Those books I would have listed as, "Why am I reading this, why have I not shot myself yet?" are lower on the list than readable, so it's okay. That being said, this book is showing promise. It was started to get better in the past fifty pages because the plot has developed and the story has, in my opinion, actually started, as compared to just random objectives for the main character before. I won't ruin the story for you, (they all die) but at about halfway through the book, something starts and it becomes easier to read. The songs I would choose for this book are, "Injure You" by Chris Webby for when Percy kills the minotaur, "Best Day Ever" by Mac Miller for when Percy gets home from his boarding school to his house and gets to enjoy his mothers presence, "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65 because after the one character dies in the beginning (I won't reveal who!) Percy is all upset, like a little blue man, and the last song I would pick doesn't have a title. It is by an artist named, 'Bling Bling' who has his music on YouTube, but he isn't very good and doesn't rhyme at all or select titles for his songs. I would post the title, but I don't know it, the song is about him finding people and shooting them like he is on a mission, almost like Percy's quest in the story. These songs are all relevant enough to work in my opinion.

So far I have, I think, twenty-one books done. I was proud of that until my friends started dissin'. Why you guys always gotta' be dissin' the young Kiebag? I have to complete almost every genre so suggestions are enjoyed as much as flotsam.



Trolls. My Troll Babies are slowly dying. They are hungry constantly and I can't keep them alive, I need help feeding them. I will sell them out to people who want them, I can't raise all these babies myself. I need a troll helper and troll watcher. If anybody is interested in helping to keep my trolls alive, please comment and say so. We will never forget the trolls we lost in, "THE GREAT TROLL BATTLE OF 4/20/11" and we will miss them dearly, signed papa Kiebag..
...My Trolls need a mother.. Mr. Roper?:)

Monday, April 18, 2011

kiebag's blog;)

Hello followers! It's me, Kiebag, and I am reading The Lightning Thief. This book is entertaining and doesn't suck. If I could meet one character from the book I would meet Mr. Brunner. If I could ask him four questions I would ask him;
1. Why are you in a wheelchair? Can you walk?
2. Why are you so hard on Percy?
3. Did you know that Mrs. Dodd's was a demon? Why did nobody kill her?
4. Why are you not supposed to say the names of the god's?
5. Do trolls exist? If so, are there troll hunters and am I allowed to keep a troll as a pet? I would feed it and keep it in my garage. I love my baby trollzz<3<3<3<3

My fifth question was, in fact, necessary.

This is my twenty-second book but it will count for twenty-two and twenty-three because it's a long one. It was recommended to me by Drake Dorian and I thank and love him for everything he does. My questions for readers;
1. Who thinks they have the second least amount of books read? Number?
2. Does anybody else wish that there were trolls in our school we could keep on leashes?
3. Is my second question relevant to the blog? I did mention trolls earlier in an appropriate way so I think that works.

LOVE,
KIEBAG<3

Monday, April 11, 2011

kiebag's post;)

Currently I, Mr. Geibig, am reading a book. The book I am reading is called Disaster by Troy Allen and I think it is informational. As far in as I am, there have not been any characters introduced, just quotes from people about natural disasters and how they effect our world. The best book I have read this year is by far, The Hunger Games or the third book in, "The Hunger Games" series, Mockingjay.These books were fun to read and I read them in short amounts of time, and they both counted for two books. I have read twenty books this year so recommendations in any category would be wonderful. My questions for other students;

1. Is anybody lower than twenty books?
2. Berries and cream.
3. How are your flotsam? 





Also, feel free to post any questions you might have for me or your fellow students!

You need to post this by Tuesday - same deal as before.

You also need to comment on at least two other students' pages by Friday. (This part is new!)

Good luck!