FEED EM

FEED MY BABY TROLLS

edit: because they were underfed, my babies attacked one another over food. the number of babies has been reduced. "THE GREAT TROLL BATTLE OF 4/20/11" will never be forgotten, keep my babies in your hearts and remember to feed them

Monday, May 9, 2011

Vacation is over, Time to Blog!

My vacation is pretty much over, and it's time to blog! This week I continued reading, The Cay, young bahhs. If there is one character I have read about, all year, that I disliked the most, it was ANY of the characters from Martin the Warrior. There was nothing good about that book, all of the characters talked in a fashion which made it difficult to understand what they were saying, and they went on long, unnecessary quests. The book could have been reduced in page numbers significantly without hurting the detail of the book at all. If anybody out there is looking for an interesting, fun to read book, check out Martin the Warrior. Then I want you to burn Martin the Warrior and find an interesting, fun book to read, because that isn't one.

I have twenty-some books done, same number as last week. I think it's twenty four. I don't know, it is in my point of view, a lot of books to have read in less than nine months. I'm proud of myself. I have bunches left to fill out, but I am currently reading The Cay but hope to finish it very soon, any suggestions for poetry books? I only have one poetry book done and those go quickly.

Monday, May 2, 2011

I'm Young Kiebag

Hello readers! Kiebag has another post this week, but I miss my trolls. While you are reading this please, pause for a moment, and go feed my trolls so I don't lose anymore. I love my babies and they mean the world to me, I refuse to let any more of them die, but they're too much for me to feed myself. Please go feed them, I urge you.

Currently I am reading, The Cay but because I just started it earlier today, I am going to do my most recent book, The Lightning Thief.

First, I would like to say R.I.P. to young Percy. He died. It was sad. If The Lightning Thief was turned into a movie the characters I would go out of my way to select specific actors for would be Percy, Grover, Luke and Mrs. Dodds. All of these characters, even if they aren't the main characters, have big roles in the story at one pint of another. If I could select anybody to play Percy, I would select Seth Rogen. He may be slightly older than desired to play the role of a teenage boy, but he most closely resembles Percy. Seth Rogen is immature and in both Superbad and Pineapple Express Mr. Rogen is an overly violent, angry, and reckless person. These are all characteristics Percy displays. If I had to select an actor to play Grover, I would select Neil Patrick Harris. The age is, again, slightly off but I feel they would be a good match. Mr. Harris is like Grover in the sense that he is a ridiculous young man who lives by his own rules in The Harold and Kumar movies and frequently jeopardizes the safety of others, and when you read the book you will find Grover has done the same.If I had to pick somebody to play the role of Luke, I would pick Mr. Ed. Luke is a very good swordsman and Mr. Ed fences, so I imagine he's pretty good too. Mr. Ed goes harddddd. And last, if I had to pick somebody to play the role of Mrs. Dodds, I would select Hilary Clinton. When I picture Mrs. Dodds from the book, I imagine Hilary Clinton because they are described similarly.


I have twenty-three books done and I'm working on the twenty-fourth. I have a lot of books left. I'm suffering. Suffering hard.