I'm Young Kiebag

Hello readers! Kiebag has another post this week, but I miss my trolls. While you are reading this please, pause for a moment, and go feed my trolls so I don't lose anymore. I love my babies and they mean the world to me, I refuse to let any more of them die, but they're too much for me to feed myself. Please go feed them, I urge you.

Currently I am reading, The Cay but because I just started it earlier today, I am going to do my most recent book, The Lightning Thief.

First, I would like to say R.I.P. to young Percy. He died. It was sad. If The Lightning Thief was turned into a movie the characters I would go out of my way to select specific actors for would be Percy, Grover, Luke and Mrs. Dodds. All of these characters, even if they aren't the main characters, have big roles in the story at one pint of another. If I could select anybody to play Percy, I would select Seth Rogen. He may be slightly older than desired to play the role of a teenage boy, but he most closely resembles Percy. Seth Rogen is immature and in both Superbad and Pineapple Express Mr. Rogen is an overly violent, angry, and reckless person. These are all characteristics Percy displays. If I had to select an actor to play Grover, I would select Neil Patrick Harris. The age is, again, slightly off but I feel they would be a good match. Mr. Harris is like Grover in the sense that he is a ridiculous young man who lives by his own rules in The Harold and Kumar movies and frequently jeopardizes the safety of others, and when you read the book you will find Grover has done the same.If I had to pick somebody to play the role of Luke, I would pick Mr. Ed. Luke is a very good swordsman and Mr. Ed fences, so I imagine he's pretty good too. Mr. Ed goes harddddd. And last, if I had to pick somebody to play the role of Mrs. Dodds, I would select Hilary Clinton. When I picture Mrs. Dodds from the book, I imagine Hilary Clinton because they are described similarly.


I have twenty-three books done and I'm working on the twenty-fourth. I have a lot of books left. I'm suffering. Suffering hard.